Flying Foodie Mugs

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Fresh pepper?"

Zagat Rated.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Hot dog.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Purpose of visit?'

Food sign on the mountain.

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

'Bloody Brits.'

'How's the steak, sir?'

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

Flight of the bumblebee.

'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

Gastronauts

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

Skydiving Pizza

'Chicken or fish? Let me call my lawyer.'

No Caption. (A bird feeder is shown with a drive-thru window).

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

Too much on my plate

"Does Bev always pack her own food?"

The French piper

'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

"Are you sure this is enough?"