Drone Foodie Mugs

"Fresh pepper?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Ghostbasters 3

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Zagat Rated.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Kirks & Tacos

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'Now you can surf and turf.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Surprise!

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"