Space Foodie Mugs

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Gastronauts

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Flying sauces.

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

"Fresh pepper?"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

My dinner with Andromeda

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Kirks & Tacos

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

China in Space.

Moon pies.

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

"Anomaletta"

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

"We'll cut you some slack because you're new here, but in the future you should know we frown on Devil's food."

"Your sun is very active."

'Sure $16.95 is a lot for a burger and fries, but what can you do?'