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"How can you be out of wings?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

hard-boiled egg...

The Main Types of Cheese

Banana Split Personality

'The Burrito King.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Diner

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Baloneystini

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'