Foodie With A Side Of Psychology Mugs

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

hard-boiled egg...

'The Burrito King.'

Banana Split Personality

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Diner

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Baloneystini

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."