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"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'Therapy?'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Executive Tacos

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Beef Wellingtons

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."