Foodie Seeking Validation Pillows

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Is it organic?'

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

"He's a fussy eater."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Supermarket Aisles.

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"You call this pigswill food?"

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

U.S. Bread Basket.

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

"Be right with you, folks."

Doctor checking the health of food.