Foodie Seeking Validation Mugs

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Is it organic?'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"He's a fussy eater."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'If carrots are so good for night vision, why don't cats eat them?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

Supermarket Aisles.

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"You call this pigswill food?"

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

Doctor checking the health of food.