Foodie's Worst Nightmare Pillows

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'My French is not so good.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

Supermarket Aisles.

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"Besides it having no atmosphere, this restaurant seems to have a very bad attitude."

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

"I follow the paleo diet. Anything you can choke down."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

"I was looking at a food site, and I left the tab open overnight. Judging by the bugs, the food went bad."

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

"Good news is we won a trip. bad news is that it's a trip to France."

Cook struggles to open sauce jar.

"Yes, I would like something to follow, the antidote"

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

If you eat like that you'll get fat and die.