Foodie Raconteur Pillows

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Domestic Goddess.

6 Brothers Falafel

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."