Foodie Conversationalist Pillows

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Jewish Geometry

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Bagel problems.

Ranch Dressing