Foodie Irony Appreciator Gifts

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Free Range Chickens

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Shrimp cook

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Please, no - not the live fettucini!'

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

Strict Diet,

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

'Tv dinner'

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Triple cheeseburger with extra cheese, mega chips, onion rings and a diet cola."

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'Of course our veggie burgers are good. We deep fat fry them.'