Foodie Irony Appreciator Gifts

"I asked for cosmetics but I got ultra-processed foods."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Free Range Chickens

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Shrimp cook

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

Seminar on Obesity in the Workplace.

'Please, no - not the live fettucini!'

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Nobody's perfect.

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Strict Diet,

"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted. . ."

Four farm animals sitting down for a meal.

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'Of course our veggie burgers are good. We deep fat fry them.'

'Tv dinner'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'