Foodie Influencer Pillows

"My meal tastes good, but it's not very photogenic. Do you have something on your men that's Instagram-friendly?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Beanirrito"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.