Foodie In Paradise Prints

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Church Basement Foodie

'Men's cooking'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Spaghetti Road

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Culture clash

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants