Foodie In Paradise Pillows

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Church Basement Foodie

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Men's cooking'

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Culture clash

Spaghetti Road

'That's a very popular choice sir, and that's why we've sold out of it.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."