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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"Beanirrito"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Carioca

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Thermidor Dali

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque