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Pastry Hat

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Beanirrito"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Carioca

"Your meal sounded nice."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Thermidor Dali

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."