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Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Roll Playing Game

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Peel poker.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Dave's Hamburger Shop