Foodie Gamer Prints

Roll Playing Game

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snacks for Learners

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.