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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

Kitchen Kapers

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Valet park only"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

This Year's Spa

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

US Energy Needs.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'