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Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

Counting ribs

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Valet park only"

This Year's Spa

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Snake in the grass...

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