Fueling Fanatic Mugs

'So how much petrol do you want to buy?'

"Oh, wow, you're right! It's eight feet SIX inches!"

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Filling up.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Micheal Schumacher.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases