Fuel Frugality Fanatic Mugs

'Fill it up with last weeks gas. You know, the stuff that was 50 cents cheaper.'

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Filling up.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Gas Prices

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fat Reduction Clinic.