Fuel Frugality Fanatic Mugs

'Fill it up with last weeks gas. You know, the stuff that was 50 cents cheaper.'

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'