Foodie Friend With A Funny Bone Gifts

'In case of spare food please break glass'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'The Burrito King.'

The Main Types of Cheese

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Banana Split Personality

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

A Club Sandwitch.

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Diner

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

Baloneystini

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"