Foodie Fool Pillows

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Better Not Squash.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Sriracha"

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bake off: Flan B

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Bedside Manna.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Guy Fieri

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'