Foodie Fool T-Shirts

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

HELLth Food Sprouts

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Better Not Squash.

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"Sriracha"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Bake off: Flan B

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'

Guy Fieri

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Bedside Manna.

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'