Foodie Disaster Lover Pillows

Disaster strikes the Murkleys after they gorge themselves at Thanksgiving dinner.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'You must be the only wife who uses a smoke alarm as a food timer!'

"How is everything?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

Smelly fish.

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Sandwich Fail