Foodie And The Tipper Pillows

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'The chef says, 'Thank your the compliment on the breast of the chicken and he would like to compliment you on the breast of YOUR chicken'.'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

If you need anything else, just text me.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"Your sweet sir." "Mmm You're not too bad yourself."

Tip Responsibly

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Tip responsibly

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'I never get tipped!'

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'