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Hunting cavemen - 'We had that last week,'

Bad for you but to die for

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Pea

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Forbidden Vegetable

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Horse meat scandal.

Hot Rinzelophtats

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."