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"My mom uses quesadillas to hide all kinds of vegetables I don't like."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Genius

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

"We're making progress."