Diet Tactician T-Shirts

Celebrate their smart food choices with T-shirts that blend humor and insight, perfect for a diet tactician who loves to keep things clever and fun.

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"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed."

"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed." mockup

"I've lost 20 pounds just by putting my workout videos on 2x speed."

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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?" mockup

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

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In the Guru District

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.' mockup

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.' mockup

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

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What the Doctor Ordered

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Raw food, after you leave for work. mockup

Raw food, after you leave for work.

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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Bad for you but to die for

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!" mockup

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

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'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.' mockup

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

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"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..." mockup

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'. mockup

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

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"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides." mockup

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

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Studies show foods work miracles! mockup

Studies show foods work miracles!

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Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes. mockup

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.' mockup

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?' mockup

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.' mockup

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction... mockup

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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Give quiche a chance!

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables." mockup

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

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Diet Tactician T-Shirts Collection

Diet Tactician Mugs

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Diet Tactician Prints

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