Food Stylist Prints

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Food Photography

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Culinary surgery.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

Spanx Tells Me No

Pizza Shard

'Quit playing with it.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Funky Chef 1

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Baby and banana

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

"Made a king-sized portion of my Nana's famous cheese ball with toast points..."

Fruit and Veg Dress

Pasta Hair

Photography.