Food Stylist Admirer T-Shirts

"I'm a little disappointed. Tastes fine, but not very photogenic."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Pork Pie Hat

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Well excuse me, but if your chef's so great, why is he in the kitchen instead of a TV show?'

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'New plant? New hairdo?'

Bread Stall

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Food Photography

"The free-range chicken with little shoes by Reebok."

Sushi hats

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

'I was going to send back this dreadful wine - but then I realized it's the perfect match for your dreadful chicken.'

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf