Food Sharing Pillows

"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

'It's my favorite.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Multi-Generational Books

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Samosas

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"