Eating Together Pillows

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Sloaney Pony.

LAY ZEE FUK

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Life is for the birds.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Diner.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You do like octopus?"

The wonderful world of cheese.