"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."
Food Mascot T-Shirts
Dress your food-loving friend in a witty, food mascot t-shirt—perfect for casual outings, cooking classes, or adding fun to their wardrobe with chef-inspired humor.
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"Baby Jackson Pollock"
Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.
Ghostbasters 3
Local, free-range bug juice.
'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'
'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'
Abundance of Caution
The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.
'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'
Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.
Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
It's not a fortune - it's a list of food code violations at the Chinese restaurant next door.
New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.
Seder Plate Symbols Explained
"Why is this egg roll pink with purple and yellow stripes?"
Hot dog carts collide
Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.
"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."
Chinese noodles.
"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"
"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"
'Local Food for Local People.'
"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."
'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.'
A Guide To Suspicious Candy
"All we need is a plan to break in."
Tramp enjoys good food.
'You idiot! This isn't what I told you to buy!'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
Animation Studios Commissary. If Spongebob Squarepants keeps eating like that, he'll be called "Spongecake Stretchpants" soon.
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Food Mascot Mugs
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