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"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

Pastry Hat

Better Not Squash.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

Doughnut Criminals

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'He's cured.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'So this is a kitchen!'

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"The reason your meringue is crushed is because I distinctly heard you tell me to 'Step on it'."