Food Costume Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Pastry Hat

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

The Witches Discover The Wok

Better Not Squash.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

Doughnut Criminals

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'So this is a kitchen!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'