Food Mascot Pillows

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Ghostbasters 3

Local, free-range bug juice.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Abundance of Caution

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"Why is this egg roll pink with purple and yellow stripes?"

Hot dog carts collide

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Chinese noodles.

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'Local Food for Local People.'

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.'

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"All we need is a plan to break in."

Tramp enjoys good food.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla