Advertising Mascots Pillows

"All we need is a plan to break in."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Palm Reading

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

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"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

'An advert would be better... I don't come over well on TV!'

'It's out of hand when the team mascot tests positive for steroids.'

'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'

World Cup Mascots.

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