Mascot Designer Pillows

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"He's a guard dog."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Pardon my glove."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Med School Mascots.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"Why do you always wear pants?"

Mr Met

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

No poking doughboy

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

Mr. Peanut sauced.

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."