Mascot Designer Mugs

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"He's a guard dog."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"That's our new church mascot."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Pardon my glove."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"So... do we take him to the hospital or the veterinary clinic?"

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"