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Just hold on, be a good dog, wait until the time is right to bite.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Your meal sounded nice."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

I am to blame.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'