Food Management Aficionados Mugs

Just hold on, be a good dog, wait until the time is right to bite.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Your meal sounded nice."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Thermidor Dali

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

Snacks for Learners

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant