Food Industry Enthusiast Mugs

The company started way back in 1952, when your grandad told your grandma her cooking wasn't fit for human consumption.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."