Food Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I'll have the steak tartar. Make sure it's well done!"

A Prisoner of Food.

"How can you be out of wings?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'The Burrito King.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Banana Split Personality

The Main Types of Cheese

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Diner

Better Not Squash.

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Baloneystini

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'