Food Lover Humor Prints

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Better Not Squash.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Cooking with Pierre

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

Stay at home food pyramid

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Murderous Chef