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'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Better Not Squash.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Deliboys

"My guess it's guacamole."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Cooking with Pierre

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Stay at home food pyramid

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Murderous Chef

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."