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"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Rising Gas Prices

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Our bills are getting too high."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

In Case of Emergency: Pizza

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Hiding From Social Media

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

American Idle

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Message in a bottle.

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.