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"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Bo're'droom

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'How was the squid?'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Hotel mini-bar.

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

No, I distinctly heard a "soo-wee" ringtone.

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

A giveaway tan line...

"If we were still in the city we wouldn't appreciate this as much."

"I only eat food that looks expensive."